Well that's one way to "Woo-Pig"
Ignore the cute little piglet at the top of this post. Well, don't completely ignore him, I'd refer back to him as a palette cleanser later. An odd story ran across my inbox this morning:
GREENWOOD - Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River.
Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
"The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
Quick. Back to the Tea Cup pig picture.
I'm not sure which is worse, the poor hogs or the cops who had to go on what amounts to the World's Worst Stakeout. Actually, I take that back. THIS is the world's worst stakeout:
Today, AUPPL salutes you, Mr. Biggest Hog Fan in Mississippi. Woo-Pig indeed.